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One Nation Under God
One Nation Under God
A
college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He
shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no
God, the _expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and
further, he was going to prove there is no God.
Addressing the
ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell
silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by.
Again, he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
His
countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him behind
over teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At
first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young
Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell
silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked
at the young Marine in the front row.
When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
God Bless America
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